Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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