I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
