I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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