scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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