Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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