so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
