Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We are two peas in an std pod
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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