JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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