the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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