You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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