I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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