we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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