Buhtt sex?
false alarm. still invincible.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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