Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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