Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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