No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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