Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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