I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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