I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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