Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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