I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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