yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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