He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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