she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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