I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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