idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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