i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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