It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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