They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
then he tried to convert me to islam
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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