i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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