How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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