...so i touched it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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