Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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