This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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