At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My liver just had a heart attack.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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