i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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