WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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