Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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