only if we run a train.
done.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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