Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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