it was like eating out sand paper
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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