yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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