She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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