Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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