Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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