Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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