if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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