Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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