The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
