cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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