YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Houston, we have a blender
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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