sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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