I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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