he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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