there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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