ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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