Where is the hickey?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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